Before You Book Another $100 Massage, Read This First

Because I finally realised I wasn’t fixing my back… I was basically renting relief for a few days at a time.

By Jordan M.

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Last Updated April 28. 2026

I used to think booking a massage every week meant I was looking after myself.

 

Like I was being responsible.

 

I train. I work. I sit too much. I probably don’t stretch enough. So when my traps started locking up or my lower back got that dull, heavy feeling again, I’d do what I thought I was supposed to do.

 

Book in.

 

Pay the money.

 

Get worked on.

 

Feel better.

 

Then repeat the exact same thing the next week.

 

And honestly, for a while, I didn’t question it.

 

Because when you walk out of a good massage or chiro appointment, you do feel better.

 

Your shoulders sit lower.

 

Your neck turns easier.

 

Your back doesn’t feel as angry.

 

You get in the car and think, “Yep, needed that.”

 

But then two or three days later, the same tight spot starts creeping back.

 

Not a new problem.

 

Not a new injury.

 

The same exact spot.

 

The knot under the shoulder blade.

 

The trap that feels like it’s permanently attached to your ear.

 

The lower back tightness that makes you stretch sideways while waiting for the kettle to boil.

 

And that’s when it started annoying me.

 

Because I wasn’t paying to solve anything anymore.
 

I was paying to feel normal for a few days.

The Part Of Weekly Massages Nobody Talks About

The money is bad enough.

 

$100 here.

 

$120 there.

 

Sometimes more if you go somewhere decent.

 

And of course, you tell yourself it’s worth it because it’s “health.”

 

It’s “recovery.”

 

It’s “maintenance.”

 

But the appointment itself starts becoming a whole event.

 

You have to find a time.

 

Leave work or rearrange your day.

 

Drive there.

 

Find parking.

 

Sit in a waiting room.

 

Make awkward small talk.

 

Explain the same issue again.

 

“Yeah, it’s kind of under my shoulder blade, but also up near my neck. No, not there. A bit lower.

 

Actually, a bit to the left.”

 

Then you lie there hoping they actually understand what you mean.

 

Sometimes they do.

 

Sometimes they spend half the session nowhere near the spot you came in for.

 

Sometimes it’s too soft and you feel like you’ve paid for someone to rub moisturiser into your back.

 

Sometimes it’s so aggressive you’re bracing the entire time, wondering if you’re supposed to say something or just tough it out.

 

And there’s another part people don’t always admit.

 

It’s kind of weird having a stranger touch your back every week.

 

Even when they’re professional.

 

Even when they’re good.

 

You’re still lying there half-undressed, trying to relax, while someone you barely know works on your body.

 

Some days, I just didn’t want to deal with that.

 

I didn’t want to drive anywhere.

 

I didn’t want to explain the same tight spot again.

 

I didn’t want to make small talk.

 

I didn’t want to spend another $100 just to maybe feel better until Monday.

 

But I also didn’t want to keep feeling tight all the time.

 

So I kept booking.

At Some Point, I Started Doing The Math

This was the part that annoyed me the most.

 

One massage didn’t feel that bad.

 

$100 for an hour of relief?

 

Fine.

 

But then I looked at it properly.

 

Once a week was around $400 a month.

 

Every fortnight was still around $200 a month.

 

And that didn’t include fuel, parking, the time lost getting there and back, or the fact that sometimes I’d leave feeling like the therapist barely touched the spot I actually needed help with.

 

Over a year, I was spending thousands.

 

Not on some big transformation.

 

Not on fixing the underlying pattern.

 

Just on keeping the same tightness manageable enough to get through the week.

 

That’s when I had this slightly depressing thought:

 

“My body has basically become a subscription service.”

 

And the worst part was, I didn’t even feel like I had a choice.

 

Because what was the alternative?

 

My foam roller?

 

That thing had been sitting in the corner of my room for months.

 

The massage gun?

 

I had one.

 

Of course I had one.

 

Everyone with a sore back eventually buys one.

 

But after the novelty wore off, I realised I barely used it.

 

It felt intense, sure.

 

It made noise.

 

It made the area feel different for a few minutes.

 

But it never really felt like the tight spot let go.

 

It felt more like I was annoying it into silence.

 

And then by the next morning, the tightness was back.

I’d Already Tried All The Obvious Stuff

I tried stretching.

 

I tried mobility routines.

 

I tried lying on a lacrosse ball until my eyes watered.

 

I tried heat packs.

 

I tried magnesium.

 

I tried the massage gun.

 

I tried foam rolling my calves until I genuinely questioned whether I was helping myself or just punishing myself.

 

And again, some of it helped.

 

A little.

 

Temporarily.

 

That’s what made the whole thing so frustrating.

 

It’s not like these things did nothing.

 

They did just enough to keep me trying them again.

 

The foam roller would make my calves feel a bit less like concrete for half an hour.

 

The massage gun would make my traps feel less intense for the evening.

 

The massage would make me feel amazing until the same tightness returned a few days later.

 

But nothing really changed the pattern.

 

It was always the same cycle.

 

Tightness builds.

 

Try random stuff at home.

 

Get fed up.

 

Book appointment.

 

Feel better.

 

Tightness returns.

 

Repeat.

 

I didn’t need another lecture about stretching more.

 

I needed something I could actually use when the tightness showed up, before it got bad enough to justify another appointment.

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Then I Realised Almost Everything I Was Using Worked The Same Way

This was the part that made it click for me.

 

Almost every recovery tool I owned was doing the same basic thing.

 

Pressing down.

 

Foam roller?

 

Pressing down.

 

Massage gun?

 

Hammering down.

 

Lacrosse ball?

 

Pinning the tight spot against the floor.

 

Even most deep tissue work is still based around pressure.

 

Someone’s thumb, elbow, forearm, or knuckle driving into the area until it feels like something changes.

 

And don’t get me wrong — pressure can feel good.

 

Sometimes it feels amazing.

 

But when the muscle already feels braced, irritated, and locked up, there’s a point where more pressure just feels like more punishment.

 

That’s exactly how my traps felt.

 

They weren’t asking to be smashed harder.

 

They already felt defensive.

 

Like the whole area was guarding.

 

And every time I attacked it with the massage gun, I’d get that intense “this must be doing something” feeling…

 

But it never lasted.

 

Then I came across this idea of decompression.

 

Not pressing into the tissue.

 

Lifting it.

 

Using suction instead of force.

 

And at first, I thought it sounded like another wellness gimmick.

 

I’ve seen cupping before.

 

The big round marks.

 

The athletes.

 

The videos online.

 

I honestly thought it was just one of those things people did because it looked impressive.

 

But the more I thought about it, the more the logic made sense.

 

If everything I’d tried was based on pushing down…

 

Maybe trying the opposite wasn’t the dumbest idea.

The First Time I Used It, I Was Expecting To Be Disappointed

I’m not going to pretend I opened the box and thought, “This is going to change everything.”

 

I was skeptical.

 

Very skeptical.

 

I’ve bought enough recovery gadgets to know how this usually goes.

 

You get excited.

 

Use it for a week.

 

Convince yourself it’s helping.

 

Then it ends up in a drawer next to old charging cables and resistance bands.

 

So the first time I used the APEX Cupper, I basically expected it to be another one of those.

 

I put it on the tight spot near my upper back — the one I usually ask massage therapists to dig into.

 

The suction kicked in.

 

Then the heat started building.

 

And the first thing I noticed was that it didn’t feel like a massage gun.

 

It didn’t feel like someone pressing into me.

 

It didn’t feel like I had to grit my teeth through it.

 

It felt like the area was being lifted.

 

That’s the only way I can describe it.

 

Like the tightness was being pulled open instead of smashed down.

 

It was weird at first.

 

Not painful.

 

Just different.

 

And after a few minutes, the area started to feel warm, loose, and less angry.

 

Not numb.

 

Not beaten up.

 

Just… less locked.

 

I stood up after the session and turned my neck side to side.

 

That was the moment I stopped thinking it was a gimmick.

 

Because the spot I usually had to book someone else to work on actually felt like it had shifted.

 

At home.

 

On my couch.

 

Without driving anywhere.

 

Without paying another $100.

 

Without explaining to a stranger where the knot was.

 

That was new.

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What Actually Changed For Me

The biggest change wasn’t that I suddenly never felt tight again.

 

That would be ridiculous.

 

I still train.

 

I still sit too much.

 

I still wake up some mornings feeling like I slept in the shape of a question mark.

 

The difference is I don’t wait until it becomes a full appointment-level problem anymore.

 

That was the real shift.

 

Before, I’d feel my trap tightening and basically ignore it until it got bad enough to book.

 

Now, if I feel that familiar spot starting to creep back, I use the Cupper that night.

 

Ten minutes.

 

Sometimes while watching TV.

 

Sometimes after training.

 

Sometimes before bed.

 

And because I can use it early, the tightness doesn’t seem to build into the same annoying cycle.

 

That’s what I wish I’d understood earlier.

 

I didn’t need to replace every massage forever.

 

I needed something between “do nothing” and “book another appointment.”

 

Because there’s a huge gap between those two options.

 

And most people with recurring tightness live in that gap all week.

 

You’re not injured enough to rush to a professional.

 

But you’re uncomfortable enough to be annoyed all day.

 

You’re not in serious pain.

 

But you’re tight enough to keep reaching up and rubbing the same spot.

 

You don’t want to spend another $100.

 

But you also don’t want to sit there feeling stiff and irritated.

 

That’s where this made the most sense.

Jake Morrison

Honestly bought this pretty skeptically. I've had a foam roller collecting dust for two years. Used this on my calves after a long run and felt something actually let go. Hard to explain but it felt different to anything I'd tried before.

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Brendan T.

My traps have been locked up for as long as I can remember. Physio, massage gun, rolling — all helped a bit but never really fixed it. Been using this for three weeks and it's the first time in ages my neck actually turns properly when I'm reversing the car.

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Sarah-Jane Kowalski

Leg day used to wreck me for two days minimum. Stairs were a whole thing. Started using this on my quads and hamstrings the same night and I'm actually walking normally the next morning now. Wish I'd found it sooner.

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Marcus Webb

I was fully prepared to hate this. Thought it was going to be another gadget that does nothing. Put it on my upper back after a heavy pull session and genuinely sat there thinking "oh, that's actually doing something." Ordered a second one for my girlfriend.

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Dan Hollis

The thing that got me was it doesn't feel like more punishment on an area that's already cooked. Everything else I've used just adds more pressure. This one actually feels like the muscle opens up. Weird to describe but you notice it straight away.

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The Appointment-Level Problems This Makes Sense For

For me, it wasn’t every little ache.

 

It was the specific spots I normally paid someone to work on.

 

The trap knot that always came back after a few days.

 

The shoulder blade area I could never quite reach properly.

 

The lower back tightness that made me feel like I needed another adjustment.

 

The calves that felt heavy and dense after running or leg day.

 

The neck tension that made me keep rolling my head around like that was going to magically fix it.

 

The upper back stiffness that made me feel older than I actually am.

 

Those are the situations where this actually felt useful.

 

Because those are the moments where I used to think:

 

“I should probably book in again.”

 

And that thought gets expensive very quickly.

The Awkward Part I Didn’t Expect To Care About

I didn’t realise how much I disliked the appointment experience until I stopped needing it as often.

 

Again, this isn’t me attacking massage therapists.

 

A good one is worth their weight in gold.

 

But the whole process can be draining.

 

Some weeks I just didn’t want to be touched by someone I barely knew.

 

I didn’t want to lie there making awkward conversation.

 

I didn’t want to explain my back for the tenth time.

 

I didn’t want to wonder if the place was legit.

 

I didn’t want to deal with a therapist who talked the whole hour when I just wanted to relax.

 

I didn’t want to be upsold into another booking before I’d even stood up.

 

And I really didn’t want to pay $100 for a session that might be average.

 

That’s the gamble people don’t talk about.

 

You don’t always know what you’re getting until you’re already on the table.

 

With this, there’s no gamble.

 

I know exactly where the tight spot is.

 

I control the intensity.

 

I control when I use it.

 

I control how long I use it for.

 

And I don’t have to leave my house.

 

That alone made it easier to stick with.

Why It Feels Different From The Tools I’d Already Tried

My foam roller always felt like a chore.

 

My massage gun always felt like an attack.

 

The Cupper felt different because it wasn’t trying to crush the tightness out of me.

 

It uses suction to lift the tissue instead of pressing down into it.

 

Then the heat makes the area feel warm and relaxed while it works.

 

That combination is what made it feel closer to a treatment than a gadget.

 

I wasn’t just distracting the tight spot.

 

I wasn’t just making noise against it.

 

I wasn’t just bruising myself with a ball on the floor.

 

It felt like the area was getting space.

 

That might sound simple, but when you’ve spent years attacking tight muscles with pressure, the first time you feel something work in the opposite direction is genuinely surprising.

 

And once I understood that, the whole thing made more sense.

 

Most of what I had been doing was compression.

 

This was decompression.

 

That’s why it didn’t feel like more of the same.

Why It Feels Different From The Tools I’d Already Tried

The APEX Cupper is a smart cupping device you can use at home for recurring tightness, muscle knots, and post-training soreness.

 

It combines:

 

Dynamic suction.

 

Heat.

 

Red light support.

 

But the main thing is the suction.

 

That’s the part that makes it feel different.

 

Instead of pushing down like a massage gun, foam roller, or elbow, it gently lifts the tissue.

 

You place it on the tight area, choose your level, and let it work.

 

No booking.

 

No waiting room.

 

No commute.

 

No awkward massage table.

 

No $100 appointment every time the same spot starts acting up.

 

Just a simple way to deal with tightness when it actually appears.

 

That’s what I wanted.

 

Not another complicated recovery routine.

 

Not another gadget with twenty attachments I’d never use.

 

Just something practical I could keep at home and actually reach for when my body started feeling locked up again.

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The Math Became Pretty Obvious

Once I stopped thinking about it like a gadget and started comparing it to what I was already spending, the decision became easier.

 

One massage could cost me around $100.

 

Sometimes more.

 

If I booked weekly, that was around $400 a month.

 

If I booked every fortnight, that was still around $200 a month.

 

And again, that was just to keep the same tight spots under control.

 

So when I saw the APEX offer, the value made sense.

 

Especially with the Buy 2, Get 3 FREE deal.

 

Because I wasn’t buying it as some random impulse product.

 

I was buying it as an alternative to constantly paying someone else for the same temporary relief.

 

One for home.

 

One for my gym bag.

 

One for my partner.

 

One spare.

 

One extra for another area or family member.

 

That made more sense to me than handing over another $100 every time my back started complaining.

 

And the best part is, I didn’t have to wait until the tightness got bad.

 

That’s what changed the whole routine.

 

I could actually do something early.

 

Before it ruined my sleep.

 

Before it affected training.

 

Before I got irritated enough to book another appointment.

Before You Book Another Appointment…

Ask yourself honestly.

 

Are you booking because you need professional help?

 

Or are you booking because it’s the only way you currently know how to get relief?

 

Because those are different things.

 

If something feels serious, get it checked.

 

But if you’re booking again because the same trap, shoulder, lower back, or calf tightness keeps coming back…

 

If you’re tired of paying for relief that fades by Monday…

 

If your massage gun is collecting dust…

 

If your foam roller feels more like punishment than recovery…

 

If you’re sick of arranging your week around appointments just to feel normal…

 

Then it might be worth trying something that works differently.

 

Not more pressure.

 

Not more smashing.

 

Not another stranger digging into your back while you hope they find the right spot.

 

Decompression.

 

At home.

 

On your schedule.

 

Without another $100 leaving your account just to feel loose for a few days.

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Right now, APEX is running a limited-time Buy 2, Get 3 FREE offer.

 

That means you can keep one at home, one in your gym bag, and use the extras for your partner, family, or different recovery spots.

 

Free shipping is included.

 

And for today only, you’ll also get a free cupping guide with your order so you know how to start safely and confidently.
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